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on governors, rural states, and dead musicians

I was on the throne this morning, Times in hand, kids screaming in the background, and all I could think about was sarah palin. good thing the missus doesn’t read my rantings, I think Sarah is hot. Don’t get me wrong, she’s got snakes in her head, and I shudder at the remote possibility she could be the leader of the unfree world someday, but … there we were, and I read this: [NYTimes Article]  and then had a weird thought…what if…Sarah Palin is…having an affair…with…anita bryant. Okay, so maybe she died, but maybe Kenneth Lay *didn’t*, but what better a partner for a crazy former governor who quits her job midterm…



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